... I'm obsessive about
proper English even on the internet, but strange typos creep into
my writing (I cannot conjugate verbs correctly). (In case you
haven't caught on, I love parentheticals
. Why wasn't I invited? So
instead I stayed a la maison, and I found some good tools for
mincing pleasure into a tight little powder, and a tightly rolled
bill (nothing less than a Benjamin) which I used to introduce my
surgically pert
nostrils to my new for-sale-but-never-on-sale self.
Now, high on what used to be life, I mask my new indulgence in a
rich paste of exotic nutmeats and golden mayonnaise (quite soothing for
under-eye and upper-thigh bruising) and, slender as can be, I align
myself politically a few micrometers left of center, for
fashion's sake, knowing full well that my intentions cause tumors
in laboratory animals
.
I used to shop more than I should, but then I moved somewhere with
so few shops it's just not possible. A person can only have so many
can openers
. I guess I'...

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